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Chuck Norris Joke #742

Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.

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matthew

2012-04-12 21:50:11

chuch norris dose not whare a codom becuse whene he hase a baby chuck just eat the mom and gets stronger

matthew

2012-04-12 21:50:09

chuch norris dose not whare a codom becuse whene he hase a baby chuck just eat the mom and gets stronger

nggr

2012-01-31 04:44:00

chuckie

Rand

2011-12-20 10:06:55

Chuck Norris doesn't use a towel to dry off after a bath.... He just tells the water to get the ---- off o' him.

me

2011-11-02 06:44:11

wtf

STAKE OUT

2011-06-23 04:07:16

SO HES A JACK ASS...GOT IT...JK NO KILLING ME

unknown

2011-05-01 19:12:09

chuck norris doesnt change the channle he forces them too

boy

2011-03-01 15:09:44

chuck doesn't believe in jesus, jesus believes in chuck noris

bitch

2011-03-01 15:08:48

when chuck noris jumps into a prostitute, aids doesn't get chuck noris, chuck noris gets aids.

party boy

2011-01-25 13:29:51

no he likes his women like waffels warm buttery sitcky and sweet

Chuck norris.

2009-09-14 07:48:23

Chuck norris was so tank as a baby his mum died giving birth to him

IMPOSTERGIR007

2009-09-14 06:47:46

THATS EVIL ROFTL

shawn

2008-02-07 10:25:41

Chuck Norris was once a character on Mortal Kombat. But removed because every move was a fatality.

Yo Face

2008-01-22 13:55:53

chuck norris uses a live rattle snake as a condom

bobby

2007-10-15 17:43:45

Chuck Norris is so strong, when he does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.