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Chuck Norris Joke #741

Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards.

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LifeofLucidity

2012-03-03 21:17:56

Chuck Norris shot the first arrow into Skyrim.

chuck norris

2011-12-15 14:55:51

ya I learned that one from Clay Cooke in Gull Lake Saskatchewan

me

2011-11-11 17:02:28

Chuck Norris Can Slam A Revolving Door:)))

Aussie,Skylar

2011-06-12 07:20:12

Chuck Norris Knows Your Reading These!!!!!!:0

Newfag.

2011-04-07 06:08:57

TROLLOLOLOLLLOOLIOLOLLOLLOLO!!one1!!1

Jarad

2011-04-01 17:25:26

I feel sorry for that guy.

Chuck Norris

2011-03-09 10:11:17

Who Ever made this comment, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

j-lo

2011-02-08 12:51:31

chuck norris made micheal jackson white....by looking at him

your mom

2010-10-07 10:55:53

should have left the second bit out, but the first part deff is funny.

ME

2009-10-05 13:33:42

this makes no sense at all

Buggy

2009-02-27 13:33:44

Chuck Norris has a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Noris.

Person

2008-11-26 16:44:46

Chuck Norris is like the ninja jesus.

meow

2008-05-09 11:16:56

i dont get this one..

hue jazz

2007-07-02 13:19:35

dude that one about heaven is the best

Jake Johnson

2007-06-02 09:33:52

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
-If Chuck Norris would fight himself....he would win....period.
-Chuck Norris owns the best poker face in the world. This helped him win the 1982 World Series of Poker. In his hand he had a Joker card, 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a green 4 Uno card, and a get out of jail for free card.
-Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris had sex with a guy, not because he was gay, but because he ran out of women.
-Chuck Norris had sex on a tractor. We now know this to be Optimus Prime.
-Chuck Norris went up to Heaven and tapped God on the shoulder and said, "You are in my seat."