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Chuck Norris Joke #740

Chuck Norris poops light sabers.

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Poop

2012-11-05 12:04:23

Chuck Norris hears lightning and sees thunder

kk

2012-01-04 13:57:42

thats just aawful

dustin

2011-10-31 07:31:35

man yuor lame
u should stop telling jokes ur bad kid

mariah

2011-10-28 06:22:15

chuck norris doesnt get burglarized, burglarers give chuck norris their tvs

Ryan Mc Garry

2011-07-16 14:50:21

death had a near chuck norris experience

rexer

2011-05-23 14:14:09

vader and all the jedi are like omfg never use the force on him he poops energy swords and eats blasters

Jan N

2011-04-12 04:23:16

At day 0, Chuck Norris created God.

bin laden

2011-03-03 05:10:02

9/11 was just chuck norris's paper aeroplane's. when he heard of the damage he did,he said"i dont care forthose fat fucks!"

funny man

2011-01-28 15:05:28

there are no such thing as tornados.......chuck norris just dosent like traler parks

Flog

2011-01-15 17:48:43

As do i. (he said with much authority):))))

Sam

2010-12-07 19:50:32

Their is no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

john

2010-10-23 18:39:16

chuck norris urine is considerd red bull to some

when chuck norris gives u the finger thats how many seconds u have to live

irel3ntless

2010-03-08 16:45:00

you nkow how chuck norris got his dick three feet long he folded it in half

Kanisha

2010-03-08 13:57:56

Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.

intense21

2010-02-03 22:16:25

yeah right blonde Chuck would kick Darth Vader so hard, he would remember there is the force and oh yeah there's Chuck Norris' roundhouse.

Chuck Norris

2009-04-26 14:37:48

THIS JOKE IS AWSOME WHILE HIGH

Ura Dumbass

2008-04-09 10:20:59

really dumb

Kyle

2007-12-10 09:07:24

Your a RETARD!!!! DURRR!!!!

freedy cougar

2007-08-21 21:56:08

chuck norris will kill you from the other side of the world so shut the f*** up

blondie

2007-06-25 19:14:56

darth vadar could kick chucks butt