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Chuck Norris Joke #739

To prove it isnít that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

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John

2013-04-01 18:25:12

Chuck Norris was born May 6 1945. Germany surrendered May 7 1945. Coincidence

Bob

2012-03-07 17:34:11

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

damian

2011-11-02 07:00:17

wow chuck norris can snap his finger once and Dano's mom instantly had an orgy rofl

Dano

2011-10-02 16:55:29

chuck norris kicked a stone it went around the world 5,000,000 times in 80 days

Dno

2011-08-03 06:33:52

not funny at all;) Lance Fan 4 lyf :)

andrea

2011-07-21 19:37:00

that is not a funny joke lance armstrong almost died you guys are being fucking stupid bitches

Spitfire

2010-11-03 20:55:25

Don't introduce your girlfriend to Chuck Norris, she will become pregnant from having shook his hand.

Elena

2010-04-12 00:37:47

Chuck Norris knits sweaters on his free time. And by Knit, I mean Kick. And by Sweaters, I mean babies.

grEAT MEal

2009-10-09 20:09:05

lol ur jokes r funny the first guy and third guy.

Deej

2009-10-09 10:48:34

Chuck Norris is only the life of the party because he karate chopped everyone in the FACE!!!! and they died...

lucy

2009-03-10 15:14:57

THAT IS SOOOOOOOO MEAN
I LOVE LANCE ARMSTRONG
FU*K YOU

Dick

2007-08-22 23:42:17

If you spell Chuck Norris in a game of scrabble, you win... FOREVER!!!