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Chuck Norris Joke #738

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

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Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:37:02

Chuck Norris is not like Shane Diesel. Shane Diesel is like Chuck Norris, but without the deadly moves.

Julzy boy

2010-11-08 15:00:40

how much do u get paid

dpow

2010-09-10 01:58:46

chuck norris can slam revolving doors

brandon

2010-06-28 12:52:54

when the world ends chuck norris begins

brandon

2010-06-28 12:52:04

chuck norris is so awesome his sister has a dick

brandon

2010-06-28 12:49:28

every time chuck norris flexes hurcules cries

john

2010-04-12 19:21:31

Aliens used to live on Earth, but no one knows what they look like because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them to Mars before the Bible was written

kyle's boyfriend

2010-03-29 13:02:41

That's the most retarted one on this website.

kyle

2009-12-31 02:14:35

u cant search chuck Norris on google. Chuck Norris searches for u.

Chuck Norris lolzmao

2009-11-22 01:20:33

Some people can pee their name in the snow, but chuck norris can pee his name in cement.

Mike St.Louis

2008-05-02 09:21:27

chuck norris doesn't have a small intestine because nothing about him is small....except his regard for human life and the laws of physics

Ryan Boyer

2007-06-02 21:00:44

When Chuck Norris does push ups he actually is just pushing the earth down

Ryan Boyer

2007-06-02 20:59:21

When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

the real chuck norris...

2007-05-20 09:11:00

i actually did that once...lol

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-09 04:12:08

"booya"