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Chuck Norris Joke #737

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Pterochicken

2009-12-28 04:08:19

.... Okay. *runs*

TAYLA

2009-11-23 19:43:54

GOODBYEBYEBYEBYEBY ILOVEYOU LOTS

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:43:26

Im not joking.

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:43:07

baby your mega beautiful, I could never lie to a girl like you. your pretty much perfect, I love you x

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:43:04

nehhh were jokin ay jackson hahahahaha cyah later people
tayla i didnt do anything xx

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:41:02

Jackson norris your the most beautiful guy in the world and i dont know what i would do without you and i really want to be with you for ever

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:40:49

aaw your so sweet, you're the reason my heart beats baby. (L) I'm so in love with you x

TAYLA

2009-11-23 19:40:37

ILOVEYOU

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:40:05

Taylor baby your the only person I want in my life. you mean the world to me, and if I could give you whatever you wanted I would. baby you are so amazing, your the most beautiful girl alive :) x

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:39:43

jackson norris i love you to death and i want to be with you for the rest of my life babe were both from nsdw and we both belong to each opther i love you so much xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:38:10

here**

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:37:55

same her bubb same her iloveyouxoxoxoxo

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:37:45

Taylor, I would die for you baby even thought we aint together, your my everything. :)

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:37:02

i ment i want him to have them(:

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:36:37

im heep heeps inlove with jackson norris and i want to have my babiess(:

TAYLA

2009-11-23 19:36:26

jackson loves MEEEEEEEEEEEEN
JKSJKS

jackson is gay

2009-11-23 19:35:49

tayla loves taylor haha

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:35:14

I'm fuuull in love with Taylor Hoskins. she's amazing :) I think she should have my babies

JACKSON

2009-11-23 19:34:52

loves wenners hahah not jksjks
there lil cherrios haha

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:34:40

i love Jackson Norris for ever lets mate umm i ment date

Jackson Norris

2009-11-23 19:34:29

I love Taylor Hoskins for eveerrr :) xoxoxo

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:33:52

Jackson loves Kayleen :O
I love David :)
Tayla loves Jackson and Taylor
WHOA ITS A BIG TRIANGLE ):

GREAT ONE HAHA

2009-11-23 19:33:50

NOT EVEN HAHAHA

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:33:47

i love jackson norris

TAYLA

2009-11-23 19:33:31

wE LIVE IN MACKAY YARRRLLL HAHAHA LOL

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:33:02

fucking over this shit hahah neh kiddingingsss and
taylors lastname is hoskins not hostkins

TAYLA

2009-11-23 19:32:34

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX OXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOX OOXOXOXOXOXOXOX JACKSON N TAYLA HAHAH FOREVER


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NOTEVEN HE WISHES IN HIS DREAMS

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:31:48

people call me chuck norris cause my last names norris and im and albion parkian and taylor hostkins is a kiamain

tayla

2009-11-23 19:31:48

i thought i loved u jackson hahah
ur my one true love





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Taylor

2009-11-23 19:31:41

Enan is black. :O
nee kidding. but he really is.

TAYLA

2009-11-23 19:30:54

PLEASE WHATEVER YOU DO DONT STALK US WE ARE JUST BEAUTIFUL(:

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:30:39

yeah and umm please dont stalk us (:

Taylor Hoskins

2009-11-23 19:30:36

DONT STALK ME :(

tayla

2009-11-23 19:30:01

the way guys who ever goes on this site we all go to mercy tayla hoskins, enan haque, tayla blanch and jackson norris this was just a bit of fun hahah

Jackson&taylor&enane&tayla

2009-11-23 19:29:12

were only mucking around people(:

THOSKINS

2009-11-23 19:28:29

bahaha Jackson you wish.
love from Taylor :)

tayla

2009-11-23 19:28:20

aaaaaaarrrrrgh jackson called me ugly on msn the other night ):::::

Jackson

2009-11-23 19:28:16

lets all b e friendsss??????(:(:(:(:(::(

chucks fav song:

2009-11-23 19:27:12

If we were a movie, you'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend that you fall in love with
In the end we'd be laughing, watching the sunset
Fade to black, show the names, play the happy song, yeah

tayla

2009-11-23 19:27:00

not even they wish
n jackson u want a geek aye ahhaah

tayla

2009-11-23 19:26:16

jackson wants kayleen to bad hahahah :p

Tayla Rose

2009-11-23 19:26:12

is heaps cuute :)
she loves me and Jackson secretly. tehe :p

tayla

2009-11-23 19:25:36

bring it chuck

lol

2008-09-14 23:41:55

chuck norris gets a hole in 0 everytime he golfs!

bobby

2008-07-29 16:02:49

Chuck Norris wrote the bible.... In fact, he was there.

dan

2008-03-05 16:46:25

dan is cool

Rocky

2007-03-31 13:16:41

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

David

2007-03-19 18:34:03

Chuck Norris does not mow his lawn, he just sits in a sun chair and dares it to grow