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Chuck Norris Joke #736

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

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Comments:

nom

2013-07-12 11:48:42

jesus walks on water, chuck norris swims through land.

harley

2012-04-17 16:31:59

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, he just sits and stares at it, daring it to grow

Yeah

2011-11-05 17:47:31

What mtbguy said

mtbguy

2011-01-13 12:22:42

it should say "...created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. his favorite people to kill are pirates."