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Chuck Norris Joke #735

On the 7th day, God rested…. Chuck Norris took over.

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2014-04-16 01:09:57

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Dan

2012-05-23 19:05:50

Heres 1 nanny. It took Chuck Norris 15 min 2 eat a 76oz steak. 14 of it was spent having sex with the waitress

Dan

2012-05-23 19:05:47

Heres 1 nanny. It took Chuck Norris 15 min 2 eat a 76oz steak. 14 of it was spent having sex with the waitress

Dan

2012-05-23 19:05:45

Heres 1 nanny. It took Chuck Norris 15 min 2 eat a 76oz steak. 14 of it was spent having sex with the waitress

Nanny

2012-05-19 19:42:29

Someone needs to come up with more Chuck Norris jokes...maybe Chuck Norris

jvkff

2012-05-19 19:40:42

Well...

Quentin

2011-12-04 18:24:44

jesus might be able to walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Bob

2011-12-01 15:21:22

They found out there was no bomb at russia cause chuck norris leaves in cowan

Dalton

2011-12-01 15:14:26

Chuck norris does not sleep he waits

Anonymous

2011-02-17 20:21:00

Chuck Norris had sex with a tracker. Nine month later there was a baby called Optimus Prime.

jj

2009-10-25 12:08:41

chuck norris can drowned a fish.

rhino3784

2007-11-08 19:05:04

The fastest form of suicide is to type "chuck norris" on google and click on "im feeling lucky"

YOUR MOM

2007-05-12 16:02:12

this one is freaking funny