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Chuck Norris Joke #733

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

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Sexlink

2013-09-11 12:17:31

8707723371 call me for a good time, im so horny if i dont answer leave me a message and i promise to return the call as soon as i get it;)

Hello

2011-12-23 11:31:53

Chuck Norris played the song Through The Fire and The Flames... on his triangle.

Eryanna seivert

2011-03-28 13:32:43

the big bang was chuck norris round house kicking god in thge face.
chuck norris is not funny stop lafing.
chuck norris can eat 1 chip.

THOSE ARE SOME OF MY JOKES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH WAIT IM NOT SOPES TO LAFE AT CHUCK NORRIS OH SNAP.

Eryanna seivert

2011-03-28 13:25:12

einstein proven that chuck norris round housed kicked you yesterday.

FUNNYTOES

2011-03-08 15:05:56

the burmuda triangle used to be a square untill chuck norris round house kicked one of its corners

the man .

2011-01-28 15:11:59

But miss

Your mom

2010-12-06 04:49:47

not cool man

Person

2010-10-23 12:10:13

if scientists cloned chuck norris, the possibility of their roundhouse kicks contacting would destroy the universe.

luke

2010-09-27 10:53:37

Chuck Norris once stole Doc Brown's Delorean time machine, went back to the Cretaceous Period. There, he grabbed, and impregnanted a female Tyrannosaurus Rex. The result: Godzilla... wrnog i found grabbed and did beastiality with a t rex =P jk mayb idk ull never know!!

Liam

2010-06-28 15:49:04

There are aliens but they are waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.

Len

2010-03-31 16:25:24

Chuck Norris once stole Doc Brown's Delorean time machine, went back to the Cretaceous Period. There, he grabbed, and impregnanted a female Tyrannosaurus Rex. The result: Godzilla

KenO

2009-06-06 03:40:45

When Chuck Norris was a kid, he played with Weebles. Yeah, they wobbled, but when he knocked them down- they by God stayed down.

Bridgett

2008-01-23 04:33:46

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

dale

2007-11-22 20:46:29

chuck norris traded his soul to the devil for his martial arts skills. he then roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. the devil is a fan of irony and they now play poker every tuesday

Kaela

2007-02-09 20:59:28

Chuck Norris was once having sex in a tractor/trailer when some of his sperm escaped into the engine. You may now know this truck as Optimus Prime.