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Chuck Norris Joke #730

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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2014-07-23 04:53:36

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2014-07-23 04:53:35

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2014-07-23 04:53:34

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Nasa

2014-06-08 02:04:32

Pioneer 10 which left earth at the speed of 52,000 kilometers per hour (32,400 mph)was not launch by a rocket but by chuck norris, it remains the fastest man made object to leave the earth to date

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2014-06-06 19:43:23

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2014-06-06 19:43:21

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freddy

2012-11-26 03:37:22

When Chuck Norris goes swimming the sun puts on Norris glasses and norris screen.

Astro Oid

2012-10-28 14:58:19

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants were the giraffs.

Astro Oid

2012-10-28 14:56:47

Frost gets Chuck Norris Bite.

Astro Oid

2012-10-28 14:43:24

Chuck Norris dosent get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn.

diego

2011-11-04 23:01:20

funny, i tought chuck norris does not use protection...cuz the is no protection from chuck!

randy

2011-10-09 14:28:28

chuck Norris always has sex on the first date... ALWAYS.

DoubleShelix

2011-07-17 16:46:45

No. Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a belt.

bumbum

2011-06-10 16:19:54

yo mike what up chuck

cinz

2011-06-10 16:19:05

when life put chuck norris in a pickle he ate it

Ty

2011-02-23 02:44:01

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn.... He dare's his grass to grow

Megan

2011-02-18 19:36:05

Dinosaurs became extinct when chuck Norris fell over

Patrick

2011-02-17 18:31:41

chuck norris doesn't do push-ups,
he pushes the world away from him.

William

2010-11-18 12:13:26

Chuck norris died 47 years ago ... The grim reaper still aint got the balls to tell him

BJ

2010-11-18 10:24:03

Since 1947 the year chuck norris was born round house kicking related deaths has increased 1 million percent

wow

2010-01-14 01:24:14

STUPID

tristan

2009-09-18 08:48:18

chuck norris dosn't wear a condom... theres no such thing as protection from chuck norris....

darkone

2008-03-24 16:22:56

that is funny but there are better ones

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:50:56

I agree

-banana slug

456yuo

2007-03-19 14:02:23

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