Comments:
freddy
2012-11-26 03:37:22
When Chuck Norris goes swimming the sun puts on Norris glasses and norris screen.
Astro Oid
2012-10-28 14:58:19
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants were the giraffs.
Astro Oid
2012-10-28 14:56:47
Frost gets Chuck Norris Bite.
Astro Oid
2012-10-28 14:43:24
Chuck Norris dosent get sunburn. The sun gets Chuck Norris burn.
diego
2011-11-04 23:01:20
funny, i tought chuck norris does not use protection...cuz the is no protection from chuck!
randy
2011-10-09 14:28:28
chuck Norris always has sex on the first date... ALWAYS.
DoubleShelix
2011-07-17 16:46:45
No. Chuck Norris uses a rattlesnake as a belt.
bumbum
2011-06-10 16:19:54
yo mike what up chuck
cinz
2011-06-10 16:19:05
when life put chuck norris in a pickle he ate it
Ty
2011-02-23 02:44:01
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn.... He dare's his grass to grow
Megan
2011-02-18 19:36:05
Dinosaurs became extinct when chuck Norris fell over
Patrick
2011-02-17 18:31:41
chuck norris doesn't do push-ups,
he pushes the world away from him.
William
2010-11-18 12:13:26
Chuck norris died 47 years ago ... The grim reaper still aint got the balls to tell him
BJ
2010-11-18 10:24:03
Since 1947 the year chuck norris was born round house kicking related deaths has increased 1 million percent
wow
2010-01-14 01:24:14
STUPID
tristan
2009-09-18 08:48:18
chuck norris dosn't wear a condom... theres no such thing as protection from chuck norris....
darkone
2008-03-24 16:22:56
that is funny but there are better ones
banana slug
2007-08-09 11:50:56
I agree
-banana slug
456yuo
2007-03-19 14:02:23
hilariouse