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Chuck Norris Joke #729

If you look at Chuck Norris while he is smiling, your entire family will get AIDS.

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coo

2011-12-23 11:28:40

I LOVE FIRST AID KITS!!!

THANKS CHUCK NORRIS!!!

roman

2011-03-26 05:54:19

when chuck norris goes for a swim, he doesnt get wet. the water gets chuck norris

dickwad

2011-02-08 12:45:53

chuck norris is everyones father

Maya

2011-01-28 18:59:10

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret....

aaron

2011-01-16 14:07:04

chuck norris once donated 5000 gallons of blood to the red cross assotiaton, and none of it was his.

aaron

2011-01-16 14:03:31

that's not a chin under chuck norris's beard. It's another fist

aaron

2011-01-16 14:00:10

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

funnyjokes

2011-01-03 00:50:20

Last year, Chuck Norris roundhouse kick the Hulk. Hulk went to the forest and is now known as Shrek

free2001

2010-10-05 20:56:30

when chuck does push ups he doesnt move the WORLD does

free2001

2010-10-05 20:54:09

chuck built the hospital he was born in

Ozzy

2010-07-18 15:51:29

Chuck norris doesnt stub his toes, he accidentily destroys chairs bedframes and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris

2008-07-29 16:15:35

Two Years ago, chuck Norris punched a mirror and his reflection roundhouse kicked himself in the face. He died. He went to hell, but returned promptly after anal rapping Satan. Soon after, Hell froze over

Vince Bynes

2008-02-12 13:35:57

Who would win in a race to Pluto, the Flash or Superman... CHUCK NORRIS!

Will

2007-11-07 07:34:46

chuck norris is old he tea bagged King Tut

Hekyes

2007-08-07 16:58:42

The meteor didnt extinct the dinosaurs, it was Chuck Norris

E. C.

2007-02-11 13:08:25

I dont get the humour in this particular joke...