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Chuck Norris Joke #728

Chuck Norris has an ongoing feud with the Keebler elves. It started when they stole his idea for putting a kitchen in a tree. While the elves now make subpar cookies in the tree, Chuck’s tree contains a fully functioning crystal meth lab.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-08-06 10:55:08

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upchuck

2013-02-27 04:55:09

Brooke rosenhoffere, are you alluding to the fact that monica came in blind folded looking for chuck that day?

Tyrone

2012-02-04 10:46:35

Chuck Norris is the reason Forrest Gump is running.

penis

2011-12-29 03:22:37

TLDR

Thank God.

2011-12-23 11:21:40

THANK YOU ANONY!

SHUT UP PETER!

john fitch

2011-11-06 07:00:51

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity....he got it back.

brooke rosenhoffere

2011-06-23 03:51:18

STOP DISSING CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1HE WILL COME AND KILL U DUMASS!!!!!!!!! CONTINUE IF U WANNA DIE. BY THE WAY HE CAN PISS IN THE OVAL OFFICE

bob sidoff

2011-05-28 11:02:44

the reason chuck norris will go to hell is cuse god is scared of him

nick

2009-10-04 13:26:16

chuck norris can piss in the corner of th oval office.

Peter

2008-12-14 21:15:54

anony, just shush!

jack

2008-11-03 07:39:55

this is dumn

anony moose

2008-01-09 02:08:53

NOTHING IS FUNNY WHEN IT GLORIFIES DRUGS. COME ON FREAKIN PEOPLE GET A LIFE AND STOP MAKING CHUCK NORRIS LOOK BAD.

tom

2007-08-26 21:24:59

Chuck Norris stopped the JFK assassination by deflecting the bullet with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.