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Chuck Norris Joke #727

When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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norris chuck

2012-08-10 12:28:46

you chuck norris jokes suck......go crawl in a hole..........and die

korilyn

2012-02-19 19:30:36

Chuck Norris's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because, Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris can get a woman to climax simply by pointing and saying "Booya"

Other people

2011-11-15 17:37:10

Ouch!

mike fuleki

2011-09-19 06:30:57

:{

Chuck Norris

2011-09-19 06:19:01

IHTEOAIATCOTARHYITF

mike

2011-09-19 06:17:13

lol

TROLL

2011-04-07 06:06:52

i gave birth to chuck norris!!

justin bieber

2011-01-28 18:34:40

ill blowjob u guys even 3 yr olds

chuck noriss

2011-01-28 17:44:00

quite jokinboutme

hannah

2010-07-09 21:05:41

so freakin funny

chuck fan

2007-11-20 04:12:07

Sounds reasonable...this is Chuck Norris, after all :)

mike

2007-08-08 15:39:14

lol

Justin

2007-03-12 14:49:22

Brilliant, make one that says when chuck norris is running with scissors, the scissors are actually running from him