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Chuck Norris Joke #726

Chuck Norris wrote every single edition of the Choose Your Own Adventure books. He wrote them all under pennames to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.

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2015-02-20 13:07:04

When Chuck Norris does a push up he don't push himself up he pushes the earth down


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2013-06-05 12:10:28

When you ask Chuck Norris what he's done all his life, he'll respond with a roundhouse kick!
"Does that answer your question?"


2013-06-05 12:00:48

Our leading export in America is Walker Texas Ranger Seasons 1-8 on DVD.


2013-06-05 11:57:07

The only thing stopping Chuck Norris and his your face!


2013-06-05 11:39:14

Chuck Norris doesn't say WTF he says What The Fuck! then roundhouse kicks you in the face!


2013-06-05 11:38:04

Chuck Norris got the MVP...In Life!


2013-06-05 11:37:42

Chuck Norris is the only Marvel super hero I can relate to.


2013-06-05 11:36:48

The only reason why there's a presidental election is because Chuck Norris humbly declined.


2013-06-05 11:35:55

Chuck Norris doesn't find a needle in a hay stack, he has better things to do.


2013-06-05 11:35:15

After the death of Osama Bin Laden Chuck Norris thought, what else did I have to do today?


2013-06-05 11:33:59

The firs time Chuck Norris got mad he roundhoused the ground he was standing on...and that's how the Earth got it's rotation.

Rishi Rasmussen

2012-11-06 10:19:16

a man once asked chuck norris how many pushups he's done in his life. - chuck said - ALL OF THEM


2012-03-30 18:44:45

chuck norris is so awesome when peeps look at him they fante then he says im so awesome :)


2012-02-27 17:44:52

When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Noris

2011-07-19 22:18:16

So true,so true!

your face

2011-02-18 06:28:52

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.


2010-12-22 22:36:34

Chuck Norris once wrote a hate letter to the king of England, this letter is now known as the declaration of independence


2010-04-18 18:01:27

Once Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection, there were no survivors.

hue jazz

2007-07-02 13:05:04

this one does all of the ones below this one..ur guys need to think of ones that dont suck


2007-06-06 14:17:27

The author of Guinness Book of World Records simply renamed a copy of Chuck Norris' Biography.


2007-03-29 15:41:14

everytime you masterbate, Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face.

Fear itself Fears Chuck Norris.