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Chuck Norris Joke #725

Chuck Norris prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper. When asked why, he responded, I dont trust doctors. He proceeded to shot laser beams out of his eyes and ate the hearts of everyone in the room.

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matthew

2012-07-06 01:43:12

"CHUCK NORRIS" IS "CHUCK NORRIS" IN "CHUCK NORRIS"!!!!!!!

mr. pibb

2011-11-07 09:06:38

Dr. pibb is a mix of dr p and coke idiot

anderson

2011-10-18 19:56:28

if you read this one chuk norries will hit you

popo

2011-10-18 19:53:49

popo

Ryno98

2011-01-22 18:27:21

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke...........that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. :)

kizzza

2011-01-20 11:57:31

years ago the was no such thing as a giraffe until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse's chin.

Klacker lOl

2010-08-28 19:46:32

In soviet russia you kill chuck norris. wait that cant happen. that's why soviet russia doesnt exist any more. :P

stickman

2010-03-18 18:15:15

Chuck Norris and Mr. T were once in a game of chess... Mr. T won so Chuck Norris invented racism.

Man "o" awesome

2010-01-31 17:50:54

Before chuck Norris was born there was a wepon called the nun berry that was two sticks connected by a chain when he was born no one new what happened to berry

Carlos

2009-11-07 08:03:17

You're NASTY

Person

2009-11-05 12:01:44

Chuck norris doesn't consider it sex unless the woman is dead

Chuck FRIGGIN Norris

2008-06-23 15:22:01

Chuck Norris farts the air we breath. We also know this as oxygen.

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:44:22

roflmfao that's so random

some 1 you all know

2007-10-03 19:38:37

chuck noris doesnt dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck nnoris.
jesus walks on water chuck noris walks on jesus.
your moma so fat when she sat on a dryer it started saying overload.
you get a postcard nfrom a blonde on holiday what does it say? im having a great time, where am I?

Brett

2007-02-20 12:55:50

Chuck Norris worships GOD. Chuck Norris is GOD.