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Chuck Norris Joke #724

Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com

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daxton

2012-06-29 22:08:13

Chuck norris is so awesome he beat the whole super mario game without pressing the jump button

Hicatron

2011-12-20 18:53:25

Leonardo Da Vinci never really created sketches of anything. Chuck simply allowed him to observe his toy cars as a kid.

Hicatron

2011-12-20 18:50:03

The first, and last, person to play a game of rock, paper, scissors with Chuch Norris cannot describe what happened after he said "shoot". Chuck Norris pulled a finger gun on him, and is now burning in hell for tempting Chuck Norris.

Hicatron

2011-12-20 18:44:53

The root of almost every word is latin. The root of most latin is greek. The root of greek is Chuck Norris. This joke could not be finished, because the writer of it died while trying to figure out the root of Chuck Norris.

Hicatron

2011-12-20 18:42:47

Chuck Norris once went off to space to beat the crap out of the Sun. The time period in which he was gone is known by Americans as the Great Depression.

Hicatron

2011-12-20 18:37:23

If you ever ask Chuck Norris what the word is, and tell him that it is the bird, you will die. Chuck Norris is, and always will be, the word.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:23:29

Chuck Norris stared in all of the six star wars movies as the force.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:22:33

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.Seconds.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:21:25

Chuck Norris dosen't mow is lawn,he dares is grass to grow.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:20:27

Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:19:37

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia,fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia,fear of Chuck Norris is logic.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:18:28

Chuck Norris dosen't call the wrong number, You answer the wrong phone.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:16:47

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank,and we mnow this truck now as Optimus Prime.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:14:46

Chuck Norris once had a grizzly bear carpet in his room.The bear wasn't dead:he was to scared to move.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:13:32

Chuck Norris dosen't turn on the shower,He stares at it untill it crys.

Sydney

2011-12-20 18:12:35

Chuck Norris dose'nt flush the toilet,He scares the crap out of it

angel

2011-11-23 14:30:05

chuck norris can make satan cry like a bitch

Jay

2011-09-10 19:02:08

When Jeeves doesn't know the answer, he askes Chuck Norris!

DoubleShelix

2011-07-17 16:44:32

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw. Now we have the giraffe.

eugene

2011-05-17 06:13:36

Chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open

eugene

2011-05-17 06:12:50

Chuck norris can count to infinite twice

eugene

2011-05-17 06:11:26

Chuck norris sleeps with a ight light. not because hes scared of the dark, but the dark is scard of Chuck norris

eugene

2011-05-17 06:09:58

Chuck norris made an onion cry

eugene

2011-05-17 06:09:04

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck norris can swim on land

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:20:51

mark, it just so happens that the creator of this joke happens to be jeeves himself, that's how he knows

SGT. Sprinkles

2009-11-15 18:00:10

TO Mark: GTHUSMFIHUDAHDATH of Chuck Norris

Mark

2009-03-04 14:03:12

How do You know? LOL
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