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Chuck Norris Joke #723

Chuck Norris has every single copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.

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Trololol

2013-04-01 17:18:05

Chuck Norris doesn't have to flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

Flitz324

2011-12-18 14:01:31

Chuck Norris tried to commit suicide
and lived

yoMAMA007e

2011-07-16 06:59:32

Chuck Norris is the only man in the world that can tighten a screw lefty-tighty.

manuel

2011-01-11 10:42:32

If you type the letter "A" on Google search, the first result you get is Chuck Norris

Dipshit

2010-11-26 18:46:18

if you play stairway to heven backwards,you could hear chuck norris banging your sister

XD

2010-11-01 15:30:00

LOOOOL i loved silly bun's joke hahahahahaa

kail

2010-10-31 13:45:55

when chuck norris does the push-up, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the world DOWN.

Peanut Butter luck

2010-10-02 19:11:08

@tyla that comment was posted b4 michal jackson died.

kummo

2010-07-30 15:10:48

People invented the car to get away from chuck norris, then they invented the airplane because they thought he couldn't fly.

lolakai

2010-05-05 09:20:08

Chuck Norris is so mighty, Gravity can't bring Chuck Norris down, only he himself when he goes to sleep(with his eyes open)

nannana

2010-01-10 05:54:02

chuck norris falls off a bridge chuck norris doesnt get wet, wet get's chuck norris

tyla

2009-08-23 14:01:22

dude michael jacksons dead

brandon

2009-08-22 15:10:24

what goes up must come down unless chuck norris says so

karla

2008-06-07 22:04:38

Chuck Norris fell into a puddle and didn't get wet. The puddle got Chuck Norris.

Impossible

2008-01-04 18:43:24

The only reason Micheal Jackson isn't dead is because Chuck Norris doesn't hit girls.

Bradley Brown

2007-11-01 12:10:32

The Earth rotates because it's trying to run away from Chuck Norris

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-27 10:11:50

i like silly buns's one... :D

Silly Buns

2007-03-16 12:00:49

Chuck Norris could kick God's ass with both his legs, arms, and neck tied behind his back. Don't believe me? Niether did God.