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Chuck Norris Joke #721

Chuck Norris eats pieces of metal for breafast and shits out a tool shed at lunch.

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2014-04-05 08:17:03

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Jaden

2013-11-15 14:41:13

When Chuck Norris jumps from the moon back to Earth,he leaves a crater

Suzi18

2013-08-21 20:01:13

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west because Chuck Norris told it too

Pikachu Ketchup

2012-11-20 14:50:35

Chuck Norris has a cat and he is just as badass as he is....the cats name is Puss in Boots.

Houston "RaVyDoG" Roman

2011-11-18 11:37:56

On creation of the earth God said... Let There Be light... Chuck norris popped up and said... "Say Please"

Houston "RaVyDoG" Roman

2011-11-18 11:37:29

On creation of the earth God said... Let There Be light... Chuck norris popped up and said... "Say Please"

Kris T.

2011-06-10 10:27:33

Chuck Norris is so epic,he can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit!

seabass

2011-02-07 13:17:06

no really

Colin Murphy

2010-11-15 17:12:49

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

chrislol

2010-11-08 09:04:58

Chuck Norris stared death in the eyes, then death was reduced to tears and begged not to be hurt

Anonyous

2010-08-13 02:47:52

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Hungry Jack's....

He got one!

seabass

2010-05-17 09:26:11

Chuck Norris doesn't need to eat. He's powered by nuclear fusion.