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Chuck Norris Joke #720

In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-04-16 03:43:53

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Takeo

2012-05-04 09:30:30

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow

Kyle

2011-12-02 14:31:29

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood, just never his own.

Eugene Concepcion

2010-11-24 13:26:24

Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land

maria

2010-11-01 18:03:44

i can't believe its not butter... chuck norris can

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 18:57:53

first of all, i thought chuck norris was only like forty or something like that, then i found out he sat behind alexander the great in second grade

matty

2010-03-11 14:20:53

chuck norris got full marks on a test, just by putting his name

matty

2010-03-11 14:14:01

chuck norris made an onion cry

Dooje

2010-03-11 11:00:23

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

MR. M

2009-11-18 09:16:44

IN JURASSIC PARK, THE T-REX WAS NOT CHASING THE JEEP....CHUCK NORRIS WAS CHASING THE T-REX AND THE JEEP

TEXAS

2009-11-18 09:15:24

CHUCK NORRIS ONCE KILLED TWO STONES WITH ONE BIRD

Me

2008-06-09 00:28:45

It's just a joke, wth?
Take a chill pill. Haha

You

2008-04-16 13:30:46

He's CHUCK NORRIS, of course he could.