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Chuck Norris Joke #716

Chuck Norris invented american flag pants.

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Everett Jr.

2013-06-28 11:47:08

Chuck Norris doesn't battle he just allows you to lose

Chuck Fucking Norris

2013-02-28 05:05:45

Chuck Norris remembers the future

Chuck Fucking Norris

2013-02-28 05:04:27

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...TWICE!!!!

Chuck Norris

2012-05-31 05:27:15

let me tell all you 1 thing. just stop making jokes about me or else.!!!!

albert

2012-04-26 12:46:50

chuck noriss went back to meat a dinosar dinosar tol him of then he went crazy and killed evebody to extinction

Carlos

2012-03-06 18:32:54

Ghosts sit around campfires and tell chuck Norris stories

ugh ..noise made in bed ;)

2011-02-21 09:36:15

im at school and im loling so hard hahahah

tiffany

2010-10-26 17:40:59

deat I CANT BELEIVE IM WASTING MY TIME ON THIS WEBSITE you obviously have a death wish chuck norris can do anything

Catman

2010-06-18 07:36:34

Chuck Norris went back in time to stop J.F.K's assination and stopped all 3 bullets with his beard but J.F.K's head still exploded in amazement.

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:35:02

Chuck norris can make an onion cry

OrangeJuice

2010-05-18 18:51:19

chuck norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

I can't believe I'm wasting my time on this website

2010-01-11 18:02:29

um, i pretty sure that he didn't

mitze

2009-12-28 16:45:37

When Chuck Norris get in water he doesn`t get wet,
the water gets chuck norrised

chuck fan boy

2009-10-12 16:32:28

YOU TELL'UM CHUCK!!!!!!

ben

2007-11-20 03:26:38

chuck norris doesn't churn butter. he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out

ben

2007-11-20 03:25:24

when chuck norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

James

2007-03-28 15:51:36

Since the year 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, the number of roundhouse kick related deaths have increased by 13,000 percent