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Chuck Norris Joke #714

In the 80ís it was discovered that President Reagan had an inoperable growth on his brain. Rather than letting him die, they shrunk Chuck Norris and injected him into President Reagan. There, he fought the tumor and defeated it with a round house kick to the face. The tumor died and Chuck Norris safely exited Ronald Reganís body. Chuck Norris then had Reaganís tumor mounted on his wall next to the elephant that he killed with his bare hands and the dinosaur he shot on his hunting expedition to the Jurassic Period.

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derp

2012-01-05 14:18:30

Chuck Norris is completely STUPID. HE'S A WASHED UP OLD HAG AND A RETARD. If Chuck Norris was SO tough, I'd like to see him come to my house, break through the wall, and smash my face in the keyboardsjfhudsafhejkfnkdsfipshifhersifepsiihfdshf udsfidfdsailfhdsihfpudshafhdnsiahfp3889342rfhf89qh 9e8w

adam beaumont

2011-12-10 13:47:39

superman can snap steel with his bare hands. CChuck Norris can snap superman with his bare hands

bob

2011-11-07 17:38:20

chuck norris can count to infinidy....... twice

stuart mcc

2011-07-16 08:21:53

chuck norris uppercutted a horse they now call them giraffes

d

2011-03-29 17:56:31

chuck norris died 20 years ago, but death hasn't got the courage to tell him yet.

JAJA

2011-01-05 05:59:05

Chuck Norris was so furious at Kanye West's rant at Taylor Swift, that he tried his hand at rap, but he ended up raping Kanye West.

JAJA

2011-01-05 05:44:54

The FBI resumed their manhunt to find Osama bin Laden, meanwhile, Chuck Norris shoved bin Laden into his manhole.

Freddie

2010-10-25 07:08:14

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! CAN DO USH UPS WITH HIS TOUNGE

chuck norris

2009-12-26 17:32:51

your dumb.

ali_X_ila

2009-02-24 19:40:41

the monster under your bed that you check for, goes home and checks for chuck norris

qwertyuiop

2007-11-06 07:06:45

Best one i ever heard.........................................exce pt the one i meade up myself