Chuck Norris Joke #711
Every night at 8:00, a truck pulls up to Chuck Norris’ house. In the truck are a bunch of orphans. For the next half-hour, Chuck Norris practices roundhouse kicks on the orphans while “It’s a Hard Knock Life” plays in the background. At the end of the session, the orphans say “Thank you, Mr. Norris.” in perfect unison, then march into the truck in silence.
Comments:
Abraham
2013-05-18 18:40:25
Chuck norris leaves the light on at night ,not cause his scared of the dark but cause the dark is scared of him
Karin
2013-05-16 15:45:22
I have MS, and that joke is funny as hell :D
Robert Flores
2012-08-25 09:20:34
Where is the infamous shark named, Jaws? Chuck Norris ate him like a fish stick. Done.
jeff
2011-11-18 07:18:51
chuck norris once had sex in the back of a pick up truck. some of the seman than leaked into the gas tank. this truck is now known as octomus prime
havryliuk
2011-03-10 07:56:21
this is the funniest of all
:)))))))))
Yackity yack
2010-09-29 12:49:01
agreed
LOL
2010-09-13 17:28:36
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2009-11-11 15:33:37
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D
Kiltro
2008-01-01 00:37:12
Oi! i agree with Brian
Brian
2007-10-11 08:29:01
Not true...nothing can survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick