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Chuck Norris Joke #711

Every night at 8:00, a truck pulls up to Chuck Norris’ house. In the truck are a bunch of orphans. For the next half-hour, Chuck Norris practices roundhouse kicks on the orphans while “It’s a Hard Knock Life” plays in the background. At the end of the session, the orphans say “Thank you, Mr. Norris.” in perfect unison, then march into the truck in silence.

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Abraham

2013-05-18 18:40:25

Chuck norris leaves the light on at night ,not cause his scared of the dark but cause the dark is scared of him

Karin

2013-05-16 15:45:22

I have MS, and that joke is funny as hell :D

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:20:34

Where is the infamous shark named, Jaws? Chuck Norris ate him like a fish stick. Done.

jeff

2011-11-18 07:18:51

chuck norris once had sex in the back of a pick up truck. some of the seman than leaked into the gas tank. this truck is now known as octomus prime

havryliuk

2011-03-10 07:56:21

this is the funniest of all
:)))))))))

Yackity yack

2010-09-29 12:49:01

agreed

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2010-09-13 17:28:36

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2009-11-11 15:33:37

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D

Kiltro

2008-01-01 00:37:12

Oi! i agree with Brian

Brian

2007-10-11 08:29:01

Not true...nothing can survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick