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Chuck Norris Joke #710

Chuck Norris’ penis is so large, that he in fact has to tie it around his left leg so that it doesn’t get in the way of his round-house kick.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:45:26

Devin*

Ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:45:15

Deven whats so horrible about the comments?

sabra

2010-12-16 07:20:13

so true domorato

sabra

2010-12-16 07:20:11

so true domorato

Devin

2010-11-29 16:23:32

this is horrible!!! i mean there were only like 2 comments that were actually funny, and most of then didnt make any sense or were just plain mean!!! have a heart

jk

2010-06-24 15:11:44

Lawl

mclovin

2010-01-28 06:07:42

mclovin rates this *****

yeah

2010-01-28 06:01:18

yo yoyyoyoyoyoyoyooo!!!

anthony

2009-04-16 07:07:14

THIS JKE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY IT MADE EM AND MY FRIEND LAUGH fOR A LONG TIME

penis

2009-04-10 18:28:36

ohh emm gee

Domorato

2007-10-25 19:29:17

..so it actually makes his leg heavier, which makes his roundhouse kick even deadlier.