Chuck Norris Joke #71
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Comments:
Justin
2011-11-27 21:52:58
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands when he got back they were just called the islands
AMeanSkittle
2011-09-19 20:58:46
If your reading this, you just lost the game.
Michael
2011-02-19 12:38:32
when there was nothing, chuck norris kicked god in the chin and said "get a job BITCH!!"
Zachary malay
2010-09-09 15:08:26
You know how leading germ killing brands claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Yea well chuck norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.
nathan
2010-04-10 23:29:50
One time an officer pulled chuck norris over for speeding. Once the cop saw his ID he then quickly cuffed himself and jumped into the back seat of Chuck's car!
nathan
2010-04-10 23:16:34
curiosity may have killed the cat. But Chuck Norris killed curiosity!
Jaci
2009-11-24 18:34:22
On the day God said "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris said "Say please."
JR
2009-08-22 12:28:09
Chuck Norris can make the Men in Black Black and Blue!
Jim
2009-08-22 12:25:56
Why does Chuck Norris all ways have to go to the bathroom?
Because he is allways pissed!
Mark
2009-03-04 14:16:45
LOL @ the tennis
mcky ds
2008-09-09 15:38:25
i hate wendys
Mr.T
2007-12-19 07:21:29
Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis
shannon
2007-11-26 01:50:29
chuck norris does wear condoms- rigged ones ( inside out) so he feels the pleasure.
yo
2007-10-25 17:54:46
chuck norris wears superman pajamas
superman wears chuck norris pajamas
Clayton
2007-10-12 14:37:27
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Burger kind so hard that it turned into a Dairy Queen
Janalyn
2007-08-16 19:19:25
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Buger King and get one.
banana slug
2007-08-09 11:56:40
nice one
-banana slug has spoken
chad
2007-07-13 10:21:45
The earth is spinning on its axis because Chuck Norris wanted a tread mill