Chuck Norris Joke #708

joseph thomson

2012-09-30 21:23:29

god told us not to steal
chuck said to god to go to his room

joseph thomson

2012-09-30 21:21:56

chuck norris was too badass for hell

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:42:43

Chuck Norris makes his own applesauce, by roundhousing his apple trees.

Nik

2012-03-27 12:26:25

then he took his turn and you had to go to the hospital

lorezo mack

2011-09-19 16:16:17

i squeeze chuck norris

Agreed

2011-01-20 18:43:45

I agree I don't think your god or chuck (my god) would approve of that anger truth of the truth

Not chuck

2011-01-04 23:55:02

Think god wud not b impressed how some defend him here. Think he should send chuck to roundhouse kick some soap into some mouths here. Geez.

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 15:03:14

Satan is God's imitation of Chuck Norris, because God isn't good enough to have the real thing.

Ashley

2009-09-03 06:24:18

i think i may have found one of my favorites from here so blah to you mandy

Mackenzie

2009-08-01 21:00:11

When Chucks mother was giving birth to him he got so impatient he roundhouse kicked his way out

Joe

2007-10-08 14:38:51

Ha