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Chuck Norris Joke #704

After reading the Letters to the Editor in his local newspaper, Chuck Norris became enraged at the fact that Richard Dean Anderson was considered sexier by women in the coveted 65+ demographic. To increase his sex appeal to older women, Chuck Norris tried to build a Missle Defense System out of a tube of chapstick, six rubber bands, a spork from KFC and a copy of Sports by Huey Lewis and the News. This soon became the prototype for the Total Body Gym Workout Machine.

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dylan florence

2013-01-29 21:28:58

when chuck Norris went to the virgin Islands and left it was just called islands

dylan florence

2013-01-29 21:27:52

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dylan flornce

2013-01-29 21:26:06

jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim though land

dylan florence

2013-01-29 21:25:00

jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim thought land

james

2011-12-09 22:51:49

chuck norris can roundhouse you in the face

What he said

2011-11-14 20:19:33








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2011-11-14 20:02:48

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cri$

2011-11-14 12:39:21

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret

osk

2011-11-14 01:22:56

chuck norris doesnt have hair on his balls..... hair doesnt grow on stell

pwnage

2011-03-13 16:30:36

chuck norris once made a bet with nasa
he said he could go to outer space without a space suit and not burn on re entry the next day a naked chuck norris streaked trough 34 of the states reaching a temp of 3000 degrees nasa still owes him a beer

Justin

2011-01-05 07:21:08

is this funny? If you search for chuck noris on google he will find you.

GAHHH

2010-10-13 14:44:34

stop respondingwith bad jokes. chuck would win anyway, so whats the point of that joke?

slinkidink

2010-10-12 10:12:10

when the hulk gets mad he turns into the incredible chuck norris

Lambgod

2009-12-03 19:50:26

That was too LONGGG!!!!

Mackenzie

2009-08-01 20:58:19

Once Chuck Norris and his brother had a contest to see who was stronger Chuck won because he doesn't have a brother

lori

2009-05-08 14:31:37

chuck norris was bitten by a snake and after 3 days of major pain and suffering, the snake died.

Alex

2008-10-10 17:00:49

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting involves a probibility of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing

anony moose

2008-01-09 02:04:37

THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Joe

2007-12-23 17:47:18

That's not a joke, that's a friggin novel.

nes

2007-11-09 11:34:48

chuck norris has 2 speeds : walk and kill

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:30:57

ooooooookay...