Chuck Norris Joke #704
After reading the Letters to the Editor in his local newspaper, Chuck Norris became enraged at the fact that Richard Dean Anderson was considered sexier by women in the coveted 65+ demographic. To increase his sex appeal to older women, Chuck Norris tried to build a Missle Defense System out of a tube of chapstick, six rubber bands, a spork from KFC and a copy of Sports by Huey Lewis and the News. This soon became the prototype for the Total Body Gym Workout Machine.
Comments:
dylan florence
2013-01-29 21:28:58
when chuck Norris went to the virgin Islands and left it was just called islands
dylan florence
2013-01-29 21:27:52
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dylan flornce
2013-01-29 21:26:06
jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim though land
dylan florence
2013-01-29 21:25:00
jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim thought land
james
2011-12-09 22:51:49
chuck norris can roundhouse you in the face
What he said
2011-11-14 20:19:33
This is long and pointless
Hi
Was up
Blah
Blah!
I
That weird guy that lives down the street from you
2011-11-14 20:02:48
Me and him know your secrets
Like what you did last night
Yes we do
cri$
2011-11-14 12:39:21
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret
osk
2011-11-14 01:22:56
chuck norris doesnt have hair on his balls..... hair doesnt grow on stell
pwnage
2011-03-13 16:30:36
chuck norris once made a bet with nasa
he said he could go to outer space without a space suit and not burn on re entry the next day a naked chuck norris streaked trough 34 of the states reaching a temp of 3000 degrees nasa still owes him a beer
Justin
2011-01-05 07:21:08
is this funny? If you search for chuck noris on google he will find you.
GAHHH
2010-10-13 14:44:34
stop respondingwith bad jokes. chuck would win anyway, so whats the point of that joke?
slinkidink
2010-10-12 10:12:10
when the hulk gets mad he turns into the incredible chuck norris
Lambgod
2009-12-03 19:50:26
That was too LONGGG!!!!
Mackenzie
2009-08-01 20:58:19
Once Chuck Norris and his brother had a contest to see who was stronger Chuck won because he doesn't have a brother
lori
2009-05-08 14:31:37
chuck norris was bitten by a snake and after 3 days of major pain and suffering, the snake died.
Alex
2008-10-10 17:00:49
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting involves a probibility of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing
anony moose
2008-01-09 02:04:37
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Joe
2007-12-23 17:47:18
That's not a joke, that's a friggin novel.
nes
2007-11-09 11:34:48
chuck norris has 2 speeds : walk and kill
Domorato
2007-10-25 15:30:57
ooooooookay...