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Chuck Norris Joke #702

Chuck Norris is a mammal. Chuck Norris fights ALL the time. The purpose of Chuck Norris is to flip out and roundhouse kick people.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-03-28 21:27:28

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e-bluewolf

2011-11-11 09:59:18

waaaaz uuup

joana

2011-11-11 09:42:49

everybody dreams of perfection, perfection dreams of chuck norris

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-15 09:46:10

All the jokes/comments in this Comment section are pathetic. Graysack, Angry Video Game NErd--get lives, or at least better jokes. Sorry--but that's the harsh truth. xxx

Graysack

2011-08-10 21:27:50

Chuck Norris was on the show friends.......now its called enemies!

Graysack

2011-08-10 21:19:07

Chuck norris once cleaned his house, to bad it was already well furnished!

Angry Video Game NErd

2011-04-12 09:32:12

There is 1 person that can beat chuck. and that is avgn he can just shove a shitty game up his ass. but in return chuck norris roundhouse kicked his brain and so avgn created rage quiting

jkdsgheisgh3l

2011-02-15 13:55:57

ughhh Poeple Dont Hate oNhi mm

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:58:47

The last branch of the animal Kingdom is--wait, it's the Chuck Norris kingdom!

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:32:01

SO DO I! ... don't judge me

fortune

2009-09-22 03:45:47

chuck norries eats babys for dinner!!!!!!!!!!

tyler dirdun

2009-02-08 20:12:17

this is a pretty good site or it would if i was higher than fuck

Chuck Norris

2008-08-05 16:37:47

Chuck Norris once went to a place called 'The Virgin Islands'. Now it's just called 'The Islands'.

Nels'n

2008-06-05 18:01:03

I am right there with you shane. this is the shittiest joke i have heard as well

Shane

2007-11-19 23:12:32

That was the shittest Chuck Norris joke i have ever heard.

redneck mafia # 3

2007-08-16 09:19:27

U SUCK

Mark

2007-02-02 09:13:15

haha

Mark

2007-02-02 09:13:14

haha