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Chuck Norris Joke #701

God has nothing to do with the creation of the heavens and the earth, it was Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick to the face of God that allowed him to create the heavens and the earth.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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holden

2012-10-13 06:04:30

he doesnt actualy fight my friend could beat him up

Mark F

2011-11-28 18:29:29

It took 300 Spartans to merely hold off the Persian army. It only took Chuck Norris to defeat the combined forces of Sauron, Lord Voldemort, and William Wallace.

f u why do you care what my name is you peice of duke

2011-09-09 07:07:40

burn in a self created pit of hell

Yo Mama

2011-03-23 13:53:40

poor chuck norris..... he has all this unwanted fame

why do you care what my name is?

2011-03-18 15:46:34

I like how everyone is ganging up on that one person and not really making a comment about the actual joke and how f****** FUNNY IT IS.

Your Mother

2011-02-10 11:57:15

honestly i think god has a sense if humor he DID make the duck bill platypus have you SEEN that thing!?!?
anywho i bet God face-plams whenever someone thinks that THEY have the power to condemn people to hell. and they THINK that they are right, God loves you whether you make God related Chuck Norris jokes or not. and if i were God i'd send you to hell just to piss you off, The Ninja aka Mee.

doggy fresh

2010-09-21 10:40:32

besides gods name is chuck norris XD

doggy fresh

2010-09-21 10:40:04

if god is all knowing then he knows its just a harmless joke

Klacker lOl

2010-07-12 19:51:38

i agree with mckate. If all god wants you to do is obey, serve, and pray, you will have a very dull life. live life like you usually would. have fun. read psalm 23 every once in a while and you'll make it...

Klacker lOl

2010-07-12 19:48:35

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Klacker lOl

2010-07-12 19:46:10

ya i'm not a big fan of these religious jokes either... here's one that's not bad.

Curiousity didnt kill the cat. Chuck norris did. every...single...one...

dario calderon

2010-07-12 13:32:03

dude you guys chill out i'm a christan i go to church 3 times a week i thinkits funny i play the drums for my youth but i mean if you dont believe cool i respect your choice (MORE SPACE FOR ME IN HEAVEN )

Tiff

2010-04-10 07:55:29

Bet GOD can take a joke!!!! After all he is my homie:) ha ha

mckate

2010-03-20 16:36:52

wow, like i am all for god and shit like that, lol but get the bible outta your ass and loosen up a lil bit!

Dee

2010-01-17 11:17:57

Because laughing at any joke that makes something Christian-related much more humorous sends you to the 'lake of fire'.
Oh yeah, totally. That makes perfect sense.

dougal

2010-01-16 19:55:08

dont u mean repent to Chuck? where is this lake of fire anyway? u seen it, or just read about it? sounds cool. il bring the marshmallows, u bring ur mate jebus, if u can find him...

Shannon

2010-01-16 18:39:30

Hey dumb shit...if we're all going to hell for thinking this stuff is funny...then what is your hypocritical ass doing on here...Jesus called he said you're an idiot!!

The Ninja aka Mee

2010-01-16 18:24:57

u think this junk is funny??? u better repent ot God and get saved whoever u are. watch, ur gonna go to Hell. im talkin about the REAL place too...it is real and unless u accept Jesus Christ as your Savior, you WILL go to the lake of fire.