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Chuck Norris Joke #700

Chuck Norris was once walking along the Sahara Desert when he decided he needed shelter from the sun. So he stared at the sand until it melted into 2 ton blocks. He then made his shelter which we now call the Great Pyramids.

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The guy above Patrick

2013-11-23 21:46:56

R.I.P. the guy below me

Patrick

2012-11-20 14:54:55

This Chuck Norris joke doesn't make any sense. 1. You can't melt sand. 2. Egyptians built the pyramids out of limestone.

what the fu*#

2012-10-18 05:54:47

r.i.p. ..... the guy below me

abihb

2012-03-19 15:45:25

Chuck Norris is GAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

kaejin smith-bejgrowicz

2012-02-09 17:10:24

so stupid

ttt

2011-09-20 19:14:41

this is a bad joke chuck norris doesnt have to hide from the sun

guy who thinks klacker is an idiot

2011-06-12 05:29:25

pyramids are made of limestone

Bilal

2011-06-06 15:39:03

I saw Chuck Norris play poker with god the other day?

Bilal

2011-06-06 15:37:52

Chuck norris doesn't count sheep when he's sleeping, they run away.

chuck norris

2011-03-15 05:23:20

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares his grass to grow.

cracker man

2010-10-03 09:47:19

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits

jahmel brown

2010-06-04 21:22:51

chuck norris onece had three nuts he lost one its now kowne as jupitar

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 18:47:58

How do you melt sand into blocks of concrete? not funny, and second of all. WHAT JORGE. i never new the sahara forest existed?

Jorge

2010-04-17 15:04:13

Chuck Norris once went lit a fart while camping in the Sahara Forest.

morgan

2009-12-16 14:30:24

jesus can walk on water but CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land!


Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter

Flora

2009-12-06 09:58:43

Godzilla and Kingkong had an arm wrestil, Chuck Norris won.

Jon

2009-09-24 07:39:40

haha, Theres no such thing as Global Warming, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up! LOL

lu

2009-02-25 16:26:17

HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS
HE IS CHUCK NORRIS

Kimimaro Uchiha

2008-04-25 19:07:09

CHUCKFANATIC YOUR SUCH AN INCEST FREAK!!

Zack

2007-10-31 07:23:23

It's historian.

And why would Chuck Norris need shelter from the sun? That;s very un-Chuck.

Thomas

2007-07-27 11:42:55

A wise historician have said something like:
"Everything in the world is afraid of the Time and the Time is afraid of the Pyramides."
...And the Pyramides are afraid of Chuck Norris!

dakhla

2007-05-10 17:39:02

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Their now known only as the Islands

chuckfanatic

2006-10-26 10:45:13

I LOVE THIS GUY. i wanna have his children then never have an unpure tree EVER. Straight down no branching out.

bob

2006-10-26 10:43:56

couple jokes where good this one blew chuck nuts