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Chuck Norris Joke #70

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-09-24 03:36:44

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ethan

2012-05-03 10:25:47

there was an earthquake later scientist found out chuck norris punch the ground

sarah

2012-03-08 02:39:09

chuck norris was walking down the street and got a boner, no one survived

millincroven

2012-03-08 02:37:07

the crack in the liberty bell is from chuck norris

Bob

2012-03-07 17:39:45

When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into a Chuck Norris!! :)

kaity

2011-12-25 18:14:44

chuck norreis once got bit by a raddle snake after 3 days of pain and suffering the snake finelly died ^-^

Josh

2011-03-24 15:56:54

Chuck norris once found a rock in the forest and created the grand canyon

Roosevelt

2011-03-10 17:08:41

The onyl way Chuck Norris can reproduce is by stacking 7,946 women on top of one another, and then ejaculating into the one on the bottom. his high powered super Chuck norris sperm cut through all women, finally slowing down on the last and impregnating her. Unfortunately, the baby instantly becomes Chuck Norris (Full Size) and the women dies.

I know, this one was bad, lol

bob

2010-06-11 00:37:27

i dont know.. im so lonly i have no friends.. no lover

Robert j

2010-06-11 00:36:30

what like What do u wont

bob

2010-06-11 00:36:04

i will not tell on u if u give me somtink

Robert j

2010-06-11 00:34:57

Dont tell my mum about this

robert j

2010-06-11 00:33:52

sorry for my last comment was uncalled for i will do somthink to make it up to the chuck norris website i will give u money if u never tell about my bad language

bob

2010-06-11 00:31:21

have some chuck norris fun

bob

2010-06-11 00:30:57

hi we can meet up

nigel

2010-06-11 00:30:24

i love you

bob

2010-05-14 19:02:35

i love chuck jokes

Robert J.

2008-04-04 21:39:20

That's what's up.

Black people must have said some stupid shit.