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Chuck Norris Joke #698

Chuck Norris masterbates with a sledgehammer.

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Kevin

2012-06-27 23:01:16

Chuck norris is the buguar king

gaven malone

2012-04-25 09:39:59

my butt cheeks are lubed up for chuck

gaven malone

2012-04-01 09:02:21

Chuck norris can finish a game of connect 4 in only 3 turns

Shawn S

2012-03-04 09:21:26

The Black guy on walker Texas Ranger wasn't black, just brused from a kick to the head from Chuck Norris

Garrett laugh master

2012-01-28 14:54:54

One day Chuck Norris dropkicked a girl and now Chuck Norris has the curse of cooties!

Lloyd

2010-11-16 09:25:18

Eyyy victor sunn yur not funny ya nonse

jeff

2010-09-23 09:36:26

Chuck Norris once when to kick a field goal in Qualcom Stadium and split the upright in Sundevil Stadium

hari

2010-09-19 20:49:12

In the bible it is said that man was created in gods image, what they neglected to mention was that god was created in Chuck Norris's image.

hari

2010-09-19 20:43:57

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about.

2 jokes

2010-02-28 16:44:16

The theory that Jesus turned water to wine is a happy rendition of Chuck Norris turning water into blood simply by saying "I don't drink water."

2 jokes

2010-02-28 16:39:33

one day out of sheer boredom, chuck norris decided to use his building blocks to make a stick. Once he finished, he roundhouse kicked it so hard that it leaned to the right. We know this stick now as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

him

2010-01-14 01:04:17

worst joke ever

Rubin

2009-08-18 23:45:06

Chuck Norris made the first Chuck Norris joke.

Rubin

2009-08-18 23:40:45

When Dr. Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the hulk. When the hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.

rubin

2009-08-17 15:05:36

Jason is chuck norris' bitch

Rubin

2009-08-17 08:07:44

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.

VDA916

2009-08-16 18:39:57

The fist ass that Chuck Norris kicked was his dad's.

Victor

2009-08-16 18:25:42

Chuck Norris and Mike Tyson got in a fight on time. Mike Tyson went and bit Norris's ear; so Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him and said "Take that Tyson!!"

VDA916

2009-08-16 18:23:07

I'll sdjusticate your jokes.

bethany

2009-08-16 11:32:38

chuck norris doesn't obey the speed limit, the speed limit obeys chuck norris.

lucy

2009-03-10 14:43:40

chuck norris can spell antidisestablishmentarinisim

Robin

2007-12-15 11:21:19

Chuck Norris knows how to spell "Masturbate".

ian

2007-07-28 22:36:39

i didn't know he was watching me do that