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Chuck Norris Joke #697

Sonic booms are really Chuck Norris’s orgasms.

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Comments:

McElla

2011-11-06 18:46:45

there all funny cause there all true stop the fighting ladys

ha

2011-07-30 20:19:44

chuck norris dosent eat he survivas on by him self

super me

2011-07-30 20:18:17

chuck norris cant di because his skin is inpeneritrib

mike

2011-02-18 19:17:56

earthquakes are caused by chuck norris fists come into contact with the ground

Siiiiiiim

2011-01-17 07:50:50

If chuck's toilet doesn'twant to flush he kicks the shit out of the toilet

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:25:10

Sonic booms are Chuck Norris's heartbeats.

Ventus

2010-06-02 15:51:21

It's actually "Chuck norris doesn't have a watch to tell time. He decides what time it is.

theo

2010-02-15 11:44:23

ur all mean

mines better

2010-02-02 17:44:34

mines better, chuck norris watch doesnt tell what time it is,he tells it what time it is

sgt. sprinkles

2009-11-19 03:56:47

they're both

ace dragonmaster

2007-05-16 20:28:44

i thought that sonic booms were chuck's farts