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Chuck Norris Joke #696

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Dan

2012-05-24 09:00:19

Now ur not 1st

...u

2011-10-29 13:12:49

ha! ha! now im first on the comment list!!

SUCKERS!!!!!

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-15 09:44:06

Bob--don't be so blasphemous (jokes about God are not cool, though that one was pretty funny) Jaunramos, you idiot, SteveM means everyone else says "God dammit!" while God himself says "Chuck dammit!" meaning Chuck is a higher being than himself. I love Paul's joke, that's sooo funny. Bill--that jokes on every website, how original--it's Wolverine, bt. Jon C your hospital joke's really funny bt ur 2nd joke is sucky

jaunramos

2011-03-02 13:06:56

why would god cuss? the joke below doesnt make sense

SteveM

2010-12-06 19:55:50

When God curses, he says "Chuck Damnit!"

sean moor

2010-09-15 18:59:07

In the begining,chuck norris created the heavons and the earth...

sean moor

2010-09-15 18:57:49

even in death,bruce lee fears chuck norris.

Mike

2010-09-15 05:27:49

The boogey man is afraid that Chuck Norris might be under his bed.

Paul

2010-05-12 10:41:00

There was no extinction of the dinosaurs. A lizard bit chuck norris.

brandon

2010-05-02 14:32:04

If chuck norris ever caught on fire, the fire would have to stop, drop, and roll

bill

2010-01-04 16:42:14

chuck norris was in a fight with woveren during wich woveren cut off one of chuck's balls you may reconze this as jupider

Mark

2009-03-04 14:23:15

"pull of water"

LOL, LMAO, ROFL xD
FAIL!

steve

2008-04-09 18:01:25

chuck norris once fell into a pull of water but he didnt get wet the water got chuck norrised

Bob

2008-02-03 21:06:34

God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said: Say please.

drew

2008-02-03 20:00:23

chuck norris can slam a revolving door...
jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land

jon.c

2007-11-18 18:16:46

chuck norris built the hosiptal he was born in

jon .c

2007-11-18 18:14:53

chuck norris once had sex in a tractor trailer and some of his sperm went on the trailer. that trailer is now known as optimus prime

Alex

2007-11-06 20:03:48

Chuck Norris always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

billy

2007-11-01 13:17:57

chuck norris went to the virgin islands, when he came back they were just called the islands

Josh L.

2007-05-16 14:33:50

This is just sick...