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Chuck Norris Joke #695

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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Rhea

2014-04-13 10:34:54

Ha

Cat Norris

2013-06-24 10:52:15

Cat norris if you can see him he can see you and if you cant see him your only a second away from death

upchuck

2013-02-27 05:06:04

that giant storm on jupiter was cause when Chuck Norris had to find a place to prefect his roundhouse.

Landon morrow

2012-12-27 20:21:23

Chuck Norris is freaking awesome

Landon morrow

2012-12-27 20:21:22

Chuck Norris is freaking awesome

kaplancrunch

2012-12-27 12:56:40

In the begining God said let there be light. Chuck Norris then replied, say please.

Rish Rasmussen

2012-11-06 10:16:21

chuck norris once killed 5o people with a grenade........and then it exploded

tone ringer

2011-12-27 13:20:58

Chuck norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the earth down

Bring on the pain

2011-07-31 04:22:25

Chuck norris came out of his mother womb with a cigar in his mouth and xxx RUM in his hand..:)

Chuck Norris

2011-07-30 20:42:40

That is very true. I killed them all with one roundhouse kick.

kristen

2011-05-09 14:42:09

SICK!!! its totally LEGIT lol:)

Saadi The Starman

2011-03-14 20:55:57

Chuck Norris id so big, that even Dora can't explore him!
Chuck stopped Osama Bin Laden from terrorizing USA.
Chuck Norris drowned a fish!

Saadi The Starman

2011-03-14 20:51:18

Chuck Norris can beat Justin Bieber at making people deaf.

Ivytiger

2011-03-07 14:02:02

Burned! =D XD

Jordan

2011-03-04 07:25:05

hahah

me nigga

2011-02-19 15:29:53

chuck norris doesnt have orgasms. orgasms have chuck norris

steven da beast

2011-01-21 11:18:07

funny real funny nikkas

hsg

2011-01-18 13:22:01

fed eks

poop head

2011-01-18 13:17:41

crap those toilet paper people

justin beiber sucks

2011-01-18 13:15:28

that is halarious the toilet paper one.

young hood

2011-01-10 07:24:30

chuck norris one time kick the erth and has notstop spining yet ''chuck norris does not hunt he killis

Jonathan

2011-01-07 18:49:59

That joke is funny but ive a better one "yo moma so bald that when she take a bath she gets brainwashed"!!!=)

joker

2011-01-07 08:06:16

relly funny chuck norris can you kick mike tesons a** and the best ufc fighter brock lesner..... come to erth. ha!ha!ha!

alex gonzales

2011-01-07 08:05:33

relly funny chuck norris can you kick mike tesons a** and the best ufc fighter brock lesner..... come to erth. ha!ha!ha!

yoshi

2011-01-06 09:04:49

The reason people dont commit suicide is because chuck norris is always waiting at the bottom

Ayden

2010-10-28 02:23:20

Chuck Norris is so awesome he can fake a free kick better than an Italian

tj

2010-09-11 16:14:06

jesus can walk on water, chuck noris can swim thorugh land :)

emily

2010-03-07 18:50:03

chuck norris had sex before his dad did.

HArraug

2010-03-06 18:01:18

BADASSSSS

Snoopdog47

2010-03-05 07:45:12

You know what we can use this as a chat line if everyone was on here all at one time all the time.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-05 07:41:28

I'm on DSi.

Drake

2010-02-18 09:32:51

I was with him! We're BFFs FTW!

jj

2009-10-05 21:25:01

i like men

Hunter

2009-07-26 11:19:13

thats freakin funny got to send that to my friend hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

spencer

2009-07-06 20:58:52

this is a funny joke!!!

bob

2009-07-06 12:21:47

in biblical times the sun really did revolve around the earth, until chuck norris changed his mind.

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2009-05-17 14:43:11

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

muthafugga

2009-05-17 14:42:24

The only reason outer space exists is because its afraid to exist on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Annie

2009-05-09 16:58:19

My friends at school make up funny jokes just like this ha ha ha

dirtdriverxl

2009-03-31 12:48:01

i luv chuck norris jokes

binkls

2009-03-22 15:13:21

chuck norris doesnt get cold he adapts

josh big balls

2009-03-21 15:54:38

when cuck goes in his pool he doesnt get wet the water gets chucked

stef

2009-03-21 13:45:51

Chuck Norris don't wear a sunglass when he sees the sun because the sun wore one whenever it sees him!

not 4 u 2 kno

2009-02-14 23:10:56

lol holy crap! no wonder

nick

2008-05-07 14:59:04

contrary to popular belife, the titanic did not hit an ice burg. it hit Chuck Norris doing the back stroke across the atlantic

jake

2008-04-01 07:20:26

chuck norris take a flashlight out at not because chuck norris is afriad of the dark but the dark is afriad of chuck norris

tanner

2008-02-06 17:41:34

chuck norris mackes the thought of a wife sound bad

Rhain

2008-02-02 15:11:23

hey if some of you guys think these are so dumb then why is it that you took the time to read them and comment?

Skye

2007-05-31 14:07:00

Chuck Norris lost his virgnity before his dad did.