Chuck Norris Joke #694

chris

2010-08-21 23:19:52

Chuck Norris is not ugly... Handsome is only afraid of him..

rose

2010-06-28 12:52:54

ok what the hell i did not get it!! ='.'=

rose

2010-06-28 12:51:38

i did not get it :)

seabass

2010-05-14 12:52:13

hell froze over when satan accidentally made eye contact with Chuck Norris.

quinton

2010-04-12 06:55:20

i will take his shit bitch!!!!!!

mkey

2010-04-03 21:24:20

love u mommy

babalaba

2010-03-25 08:59:51

this joke is like sooo totally lame-o gosh ppl get a life!

Snoopdog47

2010-03-16 07:20:53

Are you to pussy to respond back to me? Your lucky I don't know you or I would kick your ass.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-15 11:30:33

And also if you were Mrs.Chuck Norris than your name would be Mrs. Norris you dumb ass.

cindy

2010-03-09 17:03:09

this joke is the fucking joke ever

?

2010-03-05 04:48:01

This is my email password *****. It starts with a c andy ends with a y

Snoopdog47

2010-03-05 04:38:57

FUCK YOU Mrs. Chuck Norris your a fake your not Mrs. Chuck Norris your just a stupid,FUCKED UP little boy. So stop lying that your somebody else because your not.

shane train13

2010-02-18 06:59:09

If you read this you are gay haha lol you so get of your computer and eat a banana

shane train13

2010-02-18 06:57:21

lol that is no funney

Ray Ray

2010-02-05 19:33:36

haha....chuck norris gives life lemons

sexybeast

2010-02-01 20:19:26

haha...............CHUCK NORRIS CAN BELIVE ITS BUTTER!!!

beth

2010-01-09 18:59:06

Chuck Norris grinds coffie with his teeth and boils the water with his rage

beth

2010-01-09 18:56:24

Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast that he punches himself in the back of the head

mrs. chuck norris

2010-01-01 17:19:35

this is so verry true once they made chuck norris shoes but they would roundhouse kick ya if you wore them. the jerks who think you know my husband had better shut up before i round house kick you we take no shit from no assholes so dont put youself in deep shit

abby simons

2009-12-30 19:17:41

Chuck norris is so awsome if u say u want to get pregnant he looks at you and your knocked up beleive me it happened SIKE!!!!

i love chuck norris 1325

2009-12-30 19:12:23

Chuck norris got me pregnant and it did indeed take nine months and he is so beautiful if chuck doesnt let me take pictures because he says chuck norris breaks a camera not because hes ugly but because the camera cant handle wat chuck norris has

Samantha

2009-12-27 15:29:52

Chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at it and dared it to grow.

jody

2009-12-26 19:50:58

if you spell chuck norris in scrable you win. FOREVER.

chuck norris must maintain a concealed weapon licence in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

if chuck norris got you pregnant you would't have to wait 9 months for the baby to grow...you would wait 9 sec and the baby would burst out of you.

chuck norris really like the movie 101 dalmations. no on knows why.

jesus can walk through water but chuck norris can swim through land.

Jordan

2009-12-26 17:29:33

I'll hit you jerk.

stodes

2009-12-14 22:44:11

who invented the c-section?chuck norris when he roundhouse kicked himself out

dustin

2009-12-12 17:20:29

the most fucked up jok i have ever heard

pooper50

2009-11-23 17:17:53

you eat cat poo

pooper50

2009-11-23 17:15:53

lol

sam

2009-11-05 15:28:09

are you shitting me

ian

2009-11-02 10:01:18

the best one.

jose

2009-10-27 13:26:50

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Kate

2009-10-21 23:25:19

Blaha. This is funny. :) ROFL!

Reggie

2009-08-15 03:21:42

Now thats' what I'm talkin bout.

brennan

2008-12-26 22:02:09

rotflol!!!!!!!!!!!thats hillarious!!!!!!!lol!!!

Purplehickeys

2008-05-24 23:18:26

If you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$ chuck norris has more money than you

chuck norris can add 2 plus 2 and get 1
1 roundhouse kick to the face

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight
not because hes afraid of the dark
because the dark is afraid of him

NoSYaJ

2008-05-13 21:10:28

Chuck Norris can view everyone's cam in YM without having to ask permission.

tyer

2008-04-14 09:29:55

the best one

3:16

2008-03-21 17:40:10

Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!"

EJ

2008-02-17 02:19:45

REALLY FUNNY HOLY KRAP CHECK UR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan

2008-02-06 17:51:50

HILARIOUS

fingernail

2008-01-22 08:26:04

whatever kinda wAcky tobaccy

rike

2007-12-21 00:22:22

chuck norris doesn't have any pubes cuz hair can't grow on steel

Zane

2007-05-22 16:08:49

This was originally a John Wayne joke. John Wayne toilet paper is rough and tough and don;t take shit off of anybody.

Walker

2007-05-18 18:36:39

Chuck Norris is the reason dinosaurs died.

S Walls

2007-03-14 08:13:32

Suck on my gigantic juloppy.