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Chuck Norris Joke #693

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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John8212

2011-07-14 15:28:30

Hello World

killahmac

2011-07-14 14:44:48

1chuck noris once got into a knife fight the knife lost
2chuck noris is the only person who can punch the back of your face
3chuck norise's toast only lands butter side up
4its impressive how fish swim in water but its way cooler how chuck noris can swim on land
5chuck noris doesnt look for a needle in a haystack he looks for a peice of hay in a needlestack
6the bus waits for chuck noris
7u ever heard of mount everist its really just a pile of dead people in chuck norises back yard
8chuck noris can even make water flinch
9some people say a metoer killed the dinosours it was actually chuck norises roundhouse kick
10when chuck noris was in school he was asked who his hero was he replied my dick he wasnt mad when he got a d for his report he thought it stood for dick

A

2011-07-13 14:23:15

tsunamis are just waves trying to impress chuck norris

Cesar

2009-11-08 20:38:19

It's Isnt A Chin Under His Beard Its Another Fist! Poww!

AG

2009-11-05 15:57:58

Cuck Norris is so tough, when someone tried to shoot him the bullet said oww

simmie

2009-06-23 05:11:36

when chuck norris hunt he doesnt brin a gun he just stares a the animal and it drops dead

oh coool!

2009-04-27 12:56:45

lmao!

markw

2008-07-21 14:49:58

my brothe is blind but thats because chuck punshed his eyes out