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Chuck Norris Joke #691

Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

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drone

2012-05-31 05:23:31

Chuck Norris won American idol using only sign language

drone

2012-05-31 05:23:28

Chuck Norris won American idol using only sign language

luke

2011-07-22 04:08:43

chuck norris actully died 5 years ago deth just hassnt worked up the courage to tell him

rodge yeah

2011-06-02 12:34:17

CHUCK NORRIS HAS A THIRD FIST UNDER HIS BEARD

Jure

2011-04-02 10:03:40

Death is scared to look into Chuck Norris eyes

irba

2011-03-13 05:59:24

chuck norris is freddy krueger's nightmare

Mexican Bob

2011-02-20 20:08:51

Chuck Norris once at a 72 ounce steak in 1 hour and spent the first 45 minutes banging the waitress.

Mexican Bob

2011-02-20 20:07:19

Chuck Norris shits money.

Mexican Bob

2011-02-20 20:05:47

Chuck Norris has a dick so big it has it own dick.

Gavin

2011-02-03 13:14:36

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake and after three hours of agonizing pain the rattle snake died.:)

heartattack

2011-01-04 14:38:42

Lady gaga doesn't leave home.......she thinks chuck norris is a (rarara-a-a he's a monsta)

chucknorrisesbabygirl

2009-09-11 16:06:18

chuck norrises tears cure cancer, unfortunatly chuck norris never cries. Never!

chucknorrisesbabygirl

2009-09-11 16:05:01

everynight the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris

chucknorrisesbabygirl

2009-09-11 16:03:38

when chuck norris goes to donate blood instead of using the normal syringe chuck asks for a gun + a bucket.

Spartan 117

2009-09-11 15:38:58

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

me

2009-09-10 15:47:44

Chuck Norris got rid of the peiodic table... because it doesn't have the element of surprise... that element is K.o

Steve Dossin

2008-11-17 08:21:38

I could kick your ass from here to kentucky, BIATCH!!!

Someguy

2008-11-14 21:36:22

Chuck Noris Doesnt Sleep, He Waits.

billy joe bob

2007-06-19 08:26:51

i love these jokes!!