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Chuck Norris Joke #69

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Comments:

kriz

2011-11-28 18:30:04

chuck Norris once let one rip in Hawaii, the shockwave from the blast created winds that gusted over 250 miles per hour... we call this natural dissaster "hurricane katrina"

Taylor gang rida

2011-06-30 10:25:26

Chuck norris had sex with a boulder.... four times.

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:21:20

... and put some ham on my sammich this time, WOMAN!

Chuck Norris

2010-11-13 21:46:35

Get back in bed before I roundhouse kick you in the face.

sex slave

2010-10-28 14:20:01

hahahahahahahahah 69