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Chuck Norris Joke #687

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-07-09 12:33:18

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2014-07-09 12:33:17

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2014-04-03 13:54:02

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Chuck Norris

2012-05-07 09:38:10

to cooperhead lady- i will tongue punch ur moms fartbox at the same time bangin ur sister in da azz

katie

2011-09-16 19:07:20

chuck norris doesn;t do push up he does earth down

leflow

2011-06-04 12:12:42

Wow.. I had Chuck Norris got a girl pregnet tru phone sex. How true is that one?

BWB

2011-04-07 08:28:07

and god said let their be light, and chuck norris said let their be GOD

BWB

2011-04-07 08:27:17

top score, that shit is hilrious

adrian

2010-02-02 14:33:39

the 2 nukes that blew up hiroshima werent bombs they were Chuck Norris's fists punching japan

Domorato

2007-10-25 19:13:53

one of my fave jokes