Chuck Norris Joke #685
When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.
Comments:
Ivyeyes
2011-03-23 08:51:32
george you just copied the main thing no difference at all apart from the fact you missed out an awesome part the part about the round house kick his trademark
MiszJenny
2010-04-14 22:28:04
Chuck Norris takes one look at anyone and they all went back to adam and eve when human kind was created
oblique
2009-12-13 18:36:20
this joke was so bad that i remembered it just now and looked it up just so i can share with you how horrible it is.
george thunder-rock
2008-01-07 22:00:25
When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire.
this is how the joke should have been.
chuckstah
2007-12-20 19:50:34
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
banana slug
2007-08-09 11:55:15
how could he run out of woman what is this world coming to?
-banana slug
sonoit
2007-04-27 01:33:40
LMFAO!!
classic
Me
2007-04-20 11:31:07
Chuck Norris isn't GAY! He just ran out of women.
Sam
2007-02-20 13:09:40
Chuck Norris once fucked a woman so hard it made her cry. We now know her tears as Niagra falls.
sam
2007-02-20 13:05:11
Chuck Norris is an Atheist because Chuck Norris only worships people he hasn't round house kicked before. Chuck Norris worships no one.