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Chuck Norris Joke #684

Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Etraya

2012-03-09 09:37:44

Chuck norris is the only one who can kill a shark by drowning it

Shib

2011-12-12 06:29:03

Chuck Norris once farted into a lighter it was forever known as the big bang

john

2011-12-02 16:18:47

lava cant melt chuck norris, chuck norris can meltlava

buster

2011-10-27 23:41:19

A cobra bit chuck norris after 7 days of aganising pain the cobra died

joe

2011-08-08 00:12:08

chuck norris is the reason why helen keller is deaf and blind

me

2011-07-30 21:22:49

chuck norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed

Jaimie Crippin

2011-03-11 06:38:36

I hope he didnt. shes hot...not really a cool joke to be making for the community. I am not mad, just kinda offended..*sad face*

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:31:29

don't you ever, ever, badmouth our leader again. LoL :P

Hotspot

2010-12-06 17:26:34

Not cool, I know it's a joke and all. But I do not like it, it sounds as if you could turn someone straight. If it says that, then I could say I could turn chuck Norris gay.

Andrew

2010-11-09 19:08:25

"Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land"

Dan

2010-10-11 21:24:31

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands

Aperson

2010-09-14 20:11:00

Chuck Norris can drown a fish. o-o

Lawson D.

2009-10-16 13:51:03

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars... that's why there's no signs of life there.

john

2007-05-02 15:56:21

funny

bumnucklers

2007-05-02 12:42:18

omg lolololol