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Chuck Norris Joke #683

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two".

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

nij

2012-08-12 08:57:18

when chuck norris farts people in canada learn how to fly

stephen

2011-12-12 15:28:01

chuck norris once played thrue halo 1,2 and 3 with a broken gutar hero controler ... on legendary

Ryan Graser

2011-10-24 13:36:51

Chuck Norris pees red bull

shadow

2011-10-22 18:23:15

chuck norris doesnt dial the wrong number you answer the wrong phone,one time chuck norris got pulled over by a cop .... the cop was lucky to get away with a warning

MikeyLC6

2011-06-13 17:42:25

Chuck norris doesnt turn on his tv, the tv turns on for him it sees him

Bart Man252

2011-06-13 17:39:48

chuck norris doesnt dodge a bullet, the bullet dodges him

CeCe

2010-11-29 13:44:45

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his grass, he dares it to grow.

turd

2010-11-10 22:45:29

hey! no one is better than neo ... if any thing they are equals..

Sarah

2008-11-09 16:18:31

Holy crap that's funny
how bout :::Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

asndkih

2007-04-23 18:42:04

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