Chuck Norris Joke #682

Chuck Norris

2011-05-03 13:54:53

You like chicken. I like cheese.

alex

2011-04-06 10:44:44

yo mama so stupid she thought that she was chuck norris

ryan

2011-02-03 16:31:11

knock knock
whoes there
chuck norris
chuck norris who
roundhouse because you don't know who chuck norris is

jeffrey

2011-02-03 09:54:18

I used to have broadband, then I changed to Hughes net, But then I upgraded to Chuck Norris net, and now the entire internet just lays out for me to choose what i want to see....odd though, my loading hourglass has been replaced by a little Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking what appears to be Osama Bin Laden

jeffrey

2011-02-03 09:47:57

While so many of us admired Rosa Parks for refusing to get out of her seat, she was merely saving it as Chuck Norris told her to guard it with her life....he'd be back soon.

jeffrey

2011-02-03 09:45:07

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep!

Ingnus

2010-12-06 17:56:33

"Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus."

Bruce

2010-06-02 07:18:30

Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swim through land.

Eli

2010-04-24 17:17:55

lvl 80 Death Knight (Nelf) 80 mage (undead) 80 druid(tauren)80hunter(orc)80 priest(troll)

Ninja4ever

2010-03-27 17:52:55

Chuck Norris did not lose his virginity. Chuck Norris told it to get the fuck out

Random

2009-12-28 03:36:08

Why Chuck Norris should never be allowed to sky dive? We dont want another grand canyon

Sakura Umino

2009-10-13 21:14:07

Chuck Norris gargles with peanut butter. Extra-chunky, that is. And ha can outstare Peanut.

MiniMassey

2009-10-13 15:55:28

Chuck Norris doesnt get wet... water gets Chuck Norris'd

MiniMassey

2009-10-13 15:53:56

Chuck Norris can get out of check mate

chris

2009-10-13 15:53:12

chuck norris has been dead for 5 years but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him

MiniMassey

2009-10-13 15:51:40

chuck norris doesnt feel pain... pain feels chuck norris

hobo mexican

2008-03-01 12:11:32

i have no home... =[

John

2007-11-12 19:03:06

Chuck Norris is nobodies homeboy...

Gulon

2007-10-17 02:43:10

Gulon is not amused. 70 DRUID

Chris Owen 62 DRUID

Tomagaki

2007-09-17 01:50:17

I AM A LEVEL 70 HUNTER

Sakata

2007-09-17 01:49:49

H U M A N - R O G U E .

konakis

2007-09-17 01:41:09

cHUCK NORIS IS COOL. TRASHCAT IS NOT AMUSED