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Chuck Norris Joke #681

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Mediocre

2014-05-06 08:02:34

Dude,I got over 700k results

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2014-04-04 14:14:59

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2014-04-04 14:14:58

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Chuck Norris

2012-04-24 17:06:28

Chuck Norris killed Hitler with a roundhouses kick.

moonpie

2012-01-26 17:53:57

chuck norris is what willis was talking about

achmed

2011-12-25 21:07:26

chuck norris lost his left testicle in battle,let us call it by it's technical term,JUPITER

achmed

2011-12-25 21:04:11

silence,i kill you if you make fun chuck norris again,because that is my job.

funnystuff10

2011-11-26 09:22:18

why doesnt chuck norris havr any hair on his balls? becuase hair doesnt grow on steel.

jj10

2011-11-26 09:20:11

oooooh booy crapped my pants laughing!

meh........

2011-11-22 06:33:35

gay!!

Free style

2011-10-01 20:10:58

CHUCK NORRIS FLOATS LIKE A BUTTERFLY, AND STINGS LIKE A SONIC EXPLOSION

Mastermind

2011-05-30 16:41:29

Chuck Norris is so tough Bloody Mary turns out the lights and says his name three times

Toxic Fluid

2011-01-25 18:31:40

Chuck Norris has a night light not because he's afrad of the dark the dark is afraid of chuck Norris

duamlnl

2010-05-12 06:19:12

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

wouldchuck?

2008-11-07 14:53:33

Superman and Chuck Norris fought and the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants . . .

jason

2008-03-17 01:49:27

i loved it.

UNCLE AL

2007-12-29 08:24:34

CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT SLEEP HE WAITS

Yea...NO

2007-12-21 10:50:18

This is really dumb...