Chuck Norris Joke #680
Rudolph has a red nose because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face.
Comments:
Mark Finn
2012-08-27 10:46:22
Chuck Norris CAN have his cake and eat it too.
randy
2012-08-27 10:25:31
dad:i baked you a pie
son: oh boy what flavor
dad: pie flavor
Robert Flores
2012-08-25 10:07:47
Chuck Norris can push start a Cat 797 haul truck.
nmills007
2012-01-15 09:25:07
Did you know Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. But death never got the coruage to tell him.
fireman
2012-01-14 19:50:08
Chuck Norris killed 15 people with a grenade. Then it blew up.
Your Dad
2011-12-25 15:27:02
I like trains
Grant
2011-10-19 15:59:34
In the film Alien vs. Predator Chuck Norris won.
Baba match
2011-05-02 10:20:04
Chuck Norris has a free gate pass ticket on judgement day to make a choice...God doesn't like him the Devil hates his guts
m@tch
2011-05-02 10:13:47
God knows what's gonna happen before it happens,but He doesn't knows what's Chuck Norris gonna do next
le zu!!!
2011-05-02 10:10:04
Alien v predator (GOOD movie)...Alien & Predator V CHUCK NORRIS...
f!ngers
2011-05-02 10:04:30
Macguiver wishes he was Chuck norris
match
2011-05-02 09:56:30
Nobody can break the law, but the law can't break chuck norris!!
f!ngers
2011-05-02 09:51:51
Chuck Norris gives freddy kruger nightmares...
le zu!!!
2011-05-02 09:46:06
Chuck norris can have sex with a woman tomorrow, today!!
fingers
2011-05-02 09:36:16
Chuck noRris does not get hungry
f!ngers
2011-05-02 09:29:14
When the US suggested that weapons of mass destruction must be destroyed,the Russians asked what will happen to Chuck norris
le zu!!!
2011-05-02 09:19:56
Osama Binladen thought he got away wit it until he stepped on chuck Norris boot...
Leo
2011-03-09 13:35:31
Chuck norris had three pets. A lizard, a gold fish, and a monkey. To experiment he put his own blood in these animals . Now they are known as Godzilla, Jaws, and King-Kong
:)
2010-09-25 03:52:52
chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got 1
Tom Brown
2010-03-28 18:54:44
Chuck Norris doesn't impregnate women, he ejaculates babies.
Randon
2009-10-20 17:29:37
Every person who achived an amazing feat is actually Chuck Norris in disguise.
drewy
2008-02-22 08:48:37
i hav nothing left to say
drewy
2008-02-22 08:47:31
even knowing chuck norris has sex its just for his fun. he can reproduce by himself!!!! im lmao right now(lol) ;)
drewy
2008-02-22 08:41:28
the only reason chuckie cheeses is open is becuase it has chuck in it
A. Thomas
2008-02-20 17:19:18
funny, but soooo original.
and....
RUDOLHP?
mansinbut
2007-11-09 13:41:51
The whole reason Justin Timberlake had to bring sexy back is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it out of him in the first place.
hdskjgh
2007-09-08 22:45:32
chuck norris is so fat when he went to a restrant, and they gave him a menu, he siad yes please.