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Chuck Norris Joke #68

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

pro norrris

2011-12-09 22:57:34

chuck norris doesn't kill he hunts

pro norrris

2011-12-09 22:55:13

does anybody know any funny chuck norris jokes please tell me if anybody is online

JHUCK NORRIS

2011-09-10 11:38:12

Nobody was supposed to know...Dont stand up tomorow u die tomorow...
me not here now
kill u now or know for me

Anti Duck Norris

2011-05-26 21:58:46

A lizard is a reptile Duck Norris and you are an idiot.

Duck Chorris

2011-04-14 19:07:31

a lizard is an amphibian idiot

kendall =D

2011-03-16 11:24:20

they mean thats y snakes were born. the lizards didnt have legs. LOL

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:35:54

yea they arent lizaeds.

Rowdy

2010-12-06 14:20:56

...WHY DID YOU WRITE LIZARD LEGS!? SNAKES ARE NOT LIZAEDS?!?!

ashdgbhjfg

2009-11-11 10:05:54

haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =cD

Mike

2008-03-15 00:26:40

lol, good one :D

banana slug

2007-10-25 19:55:08

wow i forgot to spell my name right in the -banana slug thing

-banana slug

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:34:54

wow it's chuck norris. chuck don't deny ur a homo


-anana slug

Chuck Norris

2007-07-23 18:25:32

Nobody was supposed to know...

patrick

2007-03-22 21:39:59

this stuff is funny man!!!!!