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Chuck Norris Joke #679

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

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2014-04-20 05:07:24

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2014-04-20 05:07:23

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chuck-guy

2012-10-09 17:41:35

Chuck Norris puts the FIST in PACIFIST

phat boy

2012-03-15 17:28:12

Chuck Norris split the union with a round house kick.

jelly

2010-04-22 19:35:52

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

katie

2009-05-25 21:19:36

and on the eighth day god created Chuck Norris, and saw that it was good. and then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked god in the face for creating him last

autumn

2007-10-22 12:12:58

that waz so funni

T-Town

2007-08-27 14:00:56

Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick you in the back of the face.

vandamage93

2007-08-21 08:49:45

Little kids where Superman PJs to sleep but Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs to sleep

Paul Dick

2007-05-04 19:47:25

Chuck Norris is the reason why the sunsets