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Chuck Norris Joke #678

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

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Mason

2012-07-04 11:47:01

Cuck noris can gurgle peanut butter

MadChuck

2012-03-09 00:44:43

Chuck Norris walked into a bar.....

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

2012-01-06 20:52:23

is that the best chuck can do!the statue of liberty is way! better than you!and it doesnt say anything!so chuck is a drork!ps u look exactly like bigfoot!yeah i said it and ment it you loser like dork!i hate you and wish you were dead

Yoho

2011-12-18 04:37:17

Chucks first christman was the first christmas

Abbe

2011-09-09 14:59:46

When a ombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't become a zombie. The zombie becomes a Chuck Norris. :) :D

boophead

2011-06-28 00:23:42

isnt chuck a good guy...why is he killing people and shit

Nelson

2011-05-24 23:38:19

Chuck Norris has won awards for his game face alone

pikaboo

2011-04-22 09:45:34

chuck norris can break the bones of a ghost

Klacker lOl

2011-02-08 18:52:56

In a battle royal between superman and the flash, chuck norris one... By default.

Klacker lOl

2011-02-08 18:51:02

Chuck norris once beat the ocean in a floating contest.

Fartsrock

2010-11-19 11:08:25

when a fried chicken gets scared it calls chuck norris

Fartsrock

2010-11-19 11:07:41

Chuck Norris truely lives in a roundhouse.

casey

2010-06-11 17:12:27

in any given room there are over 300 items that chuck norris can kill you with, including the room itself.

jeslyn

2010-05-03 13:24:26

this ismy favorite i think... lol in my spanish class these two guys are obsessed with chuck norris and they keep saying new chuck norris jokes everyday and i think they got them from here cuz they said alot of these. but they haven't said this one. lol and they said chuck norris can kill two rocks with one bird? lol

Cortney

2009-07-13 16:58:55

HAHAHA!!

banana slug

2007-08-11 16:59:36

me too

-banana slug

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-07 13:55:48

i LOVE this one!! :D :D