Chuck Norris Joke #677

phat boy

2012-03-15 17:32:41

Chuck Norris doen't go swimming water just wants to be around him.

dick head

2011-12-27 21:50:20

dont call me a niger u dumb niger

Chuck Norris

2011-11-30 09:26:38

Damn right nigga

Yom Kappir

2011-11-12 13:32:25

Only chuck Norris can get blood from a stone

bob

2011-11-10 07:55:00

i have one chuck norris won poker world seris by using pokemon cards

bob

2011-11-10 07:53:53

losers

Pimpyeti

2011-03-10 09:18:28

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups... He just pushes the earth down.

kalico

2011-02-22 19:34:16

taco

samantha

2011-01-02 23:41:53

Okay.. that MJ joke was uncalled for.. so messed up

Aersixb9

2010-12-29 21:45:45

Chuck norris can purchase more stuff for $5 than most people can get for $500

ML88

2010-10-20 06:42:56

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bob

2010-09-08 00:18:36

i didnt use a condom now i have aids fail:):):):):):):):)

fail

2010-07-06 23:45:03

mj an chuck norris had sex...
...that is wy mj is dead

MKIVkid

2010-01-22 10:22:32

Nothing can get between Chuck Norris.

Mark

2009-03-04 14:59:35

All men are created equal....

....With a huge exception

andy ste

2007-09-25 11:11:47

chuck norris' evil twin is his own reflection

Brett Fonteyne

2007-03-26 16:00:31

I have one I want to add! How do I do that without upsetting Chuck Norris?

Natalie Lazar

2007-03-13 19:41:26

Why does the mirror break when Chuck Norris steps in front of it?

-Because the mirror knows never to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris