Chuck Norris Joke #676
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Comments:
purlple river
2012-04-03 09:04:02
chuck norris once fuked megan fox and when the sperm cell got close to the egg it roared "who wants to get fuked up" all the eggs trembled in fear the Chuck backed up and said dont ever waist my time again!!!!!!!!!!!
ky
2010-12-16 09:59:45
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.
Klacker lOl
2010-04-17 18:41:43
My Personal Favorite:
The theory of evolution is just a myth. Chuck norris just keeps the species he likes alive HAIL YES!
kelsea
2010-04-01 16:08:13
hahahha!!!!!!!!
SGT. Sprinkles
2009-11-15 18:06:48
A)Bobthebuilder is a gay name
B)Dokuro-chan, i agree with you
C)jenni: good joke
jenni
2009-10-21 20:33:03
Chuck Norris doesnt go to the gun show, he IS the gun show.
Dokuro-chan
2009-07-11 17:54:12
this wood be funny if i believed in jesus...
Bobthebuilder
2009-07-03 09:31:39
Dickless Bob is a funny name.
Rick
2009-03-18 12:02:20
Chuck Norris doesn't wear leopard print anything, Chuck Norris wears real leopards!
Dickless bob
2007-09-18 15:59:08
Jessi, you should actually kill yourself.
Now.
Jessi
2007-07-02 18:16:04
You morons. You truley will go to hell.But here's a new one:
Chuck Norris makes godzilla, superman, batman, and budah look like sissy mama's boys!
THERE!!!!! SUE ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan
2007-02-01 10:54:29
LMFAO this is the greatest one EVER!!!!!!!!!!